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    Listen to this story from long ago, ladies and gentlemen (and children of all ages). In 1939 I was in fifth grade when we were two people, one man and one woman with frazzled, blonde hair type with varicose veins, please visit our school to talk about the art of decorative concrete installations. Unusual thing to talk about the fifth graders? Well, yes, but not as it was presented. You see, it was presented as such. I remember what two people said, perfect clarity:

    Gather around me and the children, and hear! I have a great Jack Hammer? Review. What about your glasses? Got Em '. Did you get my huge and majestic prosperous box shot blasters? Check chew now. My Scrapper? Got Em 'it! You bet. Betty Du Bet! (Snot-nosed aircraft in the seventh grade laughed at this line). Yes sir, I am ready to visit a very special colored concrete Virginia Beach facility, which is perhaps the best on the planet Earth, and if I may be, the whole world - at least for a certain area. Decocreteva.com is said, and very famous throughout the country for a super-duper installation of decorative concrete systems, the entire southern and deep, especially in Virginia. So very swell, making it even Bob Vila blush. (I'm not sure that third graders who know Bob Vila, so I doubt that I have this link.) He was always big boss of this sort of thing. Let me see again. I have my word sander? Yeh. I have a hammer? Boop! Afraid I have a big box of nails? Yes. Well, i'ts getting quite late in the evening time and I think it's time for me to retire for the day. I am very willing to "goose and gander" accept on the spot, because I heard so much about how great these workers.